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SUM A DING WONG
11:45 Wed Jul 10
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How tall are you, Private?!
Sir, 5 foot 9, sir.
5 foot 9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
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Block
11:41 Wed Jul 10
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"It's not how hard you hit, it's how hard you get hit and keep moving forwards"
Classic Rocky.
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SUM A DING WONG
11:39 Wed Jul 10
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From Blazin Saddle's
Qualifications,
Rape, murder, arson, rape
You said rape twice?
I like rape.
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yngwies Cat
11:38 Wed Jul 10
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Back to the Future when Marty's old man is trying to chat up his mum.
Getting his Destiny mixed up with Density
"You are my Density"
Love that line always makes my chuckle.
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Jim79
11:29 Wed Jul 10
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STAND YOUR GRAAAAND!!!!
no?
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Aalborg Hammer
11:04 Wed Jul 10
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"Charlie don't surf"
"There's nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning"
and..."It could be worse-it could be raining" Young Frankenstein
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munkyfunk
8:01 Wed Jul 10
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Right now in paris france Louis Pasteur is working on a remedy that will obliterate anthrax forever....
Never mind that shit here comes Mongo!!!!
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Boycie
2:25 Wed Jul 10
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I dont see no horns on you boy so you must be a queer
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yngwies Cat
9:33 Tue Jul 9
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Bridge too Far
Horrocks is about to brief his XXX Corps on Operation Market Garden]
Lt. General Horrocks : Gentlemen, this is a story that you shall tell your grandchildren, and mightily bored they'll be.
[the entire corps laughs]
Lt. General Horrocks : The plan is called "Operation Market Garden". "Market" is the airborne element, and "Garden", the ground forces. That's us.
[Horrocks points to a map behind him of Holland, showing the positions of the Allied forces, and the path the Corps will take]
Lt. General Horrocks : Now, this is our position on the Belgian border, here. Tomorrow, three airborne divisions will begin landing in Holland. 35,000 men taking off from 24 airfields in troop-carrying planes or towed in gliders. The American 101st, here, around Eindhoven, the American 82nd, here, south of Nijmegen, and our own 1st airborne boys, and a Polish brigade, here, at Arnhem, 64 miles behind enemy lines.
[the corps murmurs at the details of the operation]
Lt. General Horrocks : [Continuing with the briefing] Now, their job is to take and hold all the bridges in these three areas. Our job is to punch a hole through the German front line, here, and then drive like hell up this road, linking up with each airborne division on the way. Speed is the vital factor. The plan is to reach Eindhoven in two to three hours, and Arnhem in two to three days. That, gentlemen, is the prize - the bridge over the Rhine, the last bridge between us and Germany. Kickoff will be at 1435 hours tomorrow afternoon. The Irish Guards, under the command of Colonel Vandeleur, will take the lead.
Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur : [whispering to his adjutant] Christ, not us again.
Lt. General Horrocks : [Hearing Vandeleur's statement to his adjutant] What do you say to that, J.O.E?
Lt. Colonel J.O.E. Vandeleur : [getting up from his chair and addressing General Horrocks] Uh, delighted, sir. Truly delighted.
[the corps erupts in laughter again as Horrocks smiles. Vandeleur sits back down]
Lt. General Horrocks : Now, I've selected you to lead us not only because of your extraordinary fighting ability, but also because in the unlikely event that the Germans ever get you, they will assume from your attire that they've captured a wretched peasant, and immediately send you on your way.
[the corps laughs at Horrocks' comments]
Lt. General Horrocks : Now, maintaining the speed of our advance will no doubt be tough going, as it's a single highway. But no matter what, we must reach those 1st airborne boys in 48 hours. Now, gentlemen, I'm not saying that this will be the easiest party that we've ever attended, but I still wouldn't miss it for the world
[pauses]
Lt. General Horrocks : I'd like to think of this as one of those American western films. The paratroops, lacking substantial equipment, always short of food - these are the besieged homesteaders, the Germans, well naturally, they're the bad guys, and XXX Corps, we my friends, are the cavalry, on the way to the rescue.
[the room bursts into applause]
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BillC79
9:28 Tue Jul 9
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Both from Evil Dead 3/Medievil Dead:
“Give me some sugar baby”
“Get the fuck outta my face”.
From Hot Shots
“I’ve fallen for you like a blind roofer”
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RBshorty
12:08 Sun Jul 7
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Hay! I’m walkin’ here!
We all have it coming Kid!
Well, nobody’s perfect!
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northbankboy68
11:52 Sun Jul 7
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Agree it was a great line. Others include
I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Dyin' ain't much of a livin'
Here's looking at you kid
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aldgate
10:33 Sun Jul 7
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Fat,drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son
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HockleyHammer
1:46 Sun Jul 7
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Attention pussy shoppers! Take advantage of our penny pussy sale! If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat pussy for a penny! If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck it!
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joe royal
1:03 Sun Jul 7
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Storing dead niggers ain’t my business.
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13 Brentford Rd
3:27 Sat Jul 6
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TOMMY'S MOM: Why don't you get yourself a nice girl?
TOMMY: I get a nice one almost every night, Ma.
TOMMY'S MOM: Yeah, but get yourself a girl so you can settle down.
TOMMY: I settle down almost every night, but then in the morning, I'm free. I love you! I wanna be with you!
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13 Brentford Rd
3:16 Sat Jul 6
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One of my favourite films along with Blues Bros, Goodfellas and Pulp Fiction.
“Alright, we'll give some land to the niggers and the chinks, but we don't want the Irish”
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Far Cough
3:13 Sat Jul 6
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13 Brentford Rd 2:50 Sat Jul 6
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Beep Beep* Repetition
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Bungo
2:52 Sat Jul 6
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13 Brentford Rd 2:50 Sat Jul 6
Last year I saw Blazing Saddles at Hammersmith Odeon, followed by a live Q&A with Mel Brooks on the stage.
Full of energy and hilarious despite being about 150.
Top film. Top geezer.
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13 Brentford Rd
2:50 Sat Jul 6
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"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists"
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mashed in maryland
2:48 Sat Jul 6
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Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox
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